hahahaa nice one!ivan wrote:A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps a person who lies. He decided to try it during dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you at noon?
Son: At school. ......*robot slaps son*
Son: OK! I'm watching DVDs with my friends.
Dad: What DVD?
Son: Toy Story. *robot slaps him*
Son: Ok! I was watching porn.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't know what porn is. *robot slaps dad*
Mom: HAHA! He's definitely your son. *robot slaps mom*
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A man was fighting with his ex-wife for the custody of his child.
the wife, in tears, described to the judge how much pain she had been through during the 9 months of pregnancy, how much she had given up in order to ensure that the child would be healthy and strong, and how much mental anguish she was going through because she missed her flesh and blood.
Being a fair man, the judge asked the father for his side of the story before he made judgement.
the man looked the judge in the eye and said, "Your honour, If you had a dollar and put it into a drinks vending machine, does the canned drink that comes out belong to you or the machine?"