FW: bank robbery in Detroit
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Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 22:30:08 +0800
Subject: Fwd: bank robbery in Detroit
Subject: Re: bank robbery in Detroit
footage of an actual bank robbery in Detroit - must see
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Just for laugh
Re: Just for laugh
sent from the DARK side
Re: Just for laugh
Removed the list of emails, probably our colleagues or your friend's colleague.okies8 wrote:FW: bank robbery in Detroit
Anyway that video look fake, the cops are just waiting at the road in the beginning of the video.
Not as active.
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Re: Just for laugh
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Re: Just for laugh
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He says “Yes, just caffeine.”
“Have you ever been in the service?” the interviewer asks.
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.”,
and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes… an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off.”
The interviewer tells the guy “O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am, and plan on starting at 10am every day. Don’t worry,we’ll still pay you from 8am.”
The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don’t you want me to be here before 10am?”
“‘This is a government job,” the interviewer says, “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
He says “Yes, just caffeine.”
“Have you ever been in the service?” the interviewer asks.
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.”,
and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes… an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off.”
The interviewer tells the guy “O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am, and plan on starting at 10am every day. Don’t worry,we’ll still pay you from 8am.”
The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don’t you want me to be here before 10am?”
“‘This is a government job,” the interviewer says, “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
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zeikphur
Re: Just for laugh
sellwatch wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qxHTW ... outube_gda
wahahahaha
Re: Just for laugh
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cheers
Re: Just for laugh
May the Force be with you
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Re: Just for laugh
ivan wrote:
May the Force be with you
Re: Just for laugh
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Re: Just for laugh
What the f is that?zeikphur wrote:
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Re: Just for laugh
Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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taxidriver123
Re: Just for laugh
saw this in other forum
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Re: Just for laugh
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Re: Just for laugh
Confucius Say:
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say:
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy
Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn't know if he's coming or going.
Confucius Say:
A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say:
Marriage is like a bank account;
you put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.
Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland ...
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say:
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say:
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy
Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn't know if he's coming or going.
Confucius Say:
A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say:
Marriage is like a bank account;
you put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.
Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland ...
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say:
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.
Re: Just for laugh
"Hair Growth"
A gay guy walks into a barber shop.
He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real
thick..."
That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner
climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on
his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"
The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on
my chest hair would grow..."
His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the case
you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your ass."
A gay guy walks into a barber shop.
He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real
thick..."
That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner
climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on
his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"
The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on
my chest hair would grow..."
His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the case
you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your ass."
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Re: Just for laugh
A husband was engrossed in a magazine while his wife was reading the newspaper. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
"Get this," she said. "Some guy put an ad in here offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmmmm," her husband mumbled, still engrossed in his magazine.
Wanting to test him, she asked, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not!" he said.
"That's so sweet," she replied. "Tell me why not."
"Heck, the season's more than half over!" he said.
"Get this," she said. "Some guy put an ad in here offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmmmm," her husband mumbled, still engrossed in his magazine.
Wanting to test him, she asked, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not!" he said.
"That's so sweet," she replied. "Tell me why not."
"Heck, the season's more than half over!" he said.
Re: Just for laugh
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!